This is my gurlfrand. She so hawt wit dat beard (meticulously crafted by yours truly). But she’s out of town right now and it’s about 2 in the morning and I’m going crazy because I haven’t seen her in like 2 or 3 days now and I miss her and her phone isn’t working so we can’t be all cute and text each other all that “i miss u :(” shit and whatnot. Whatevs. I got to talk to her on the phone for like 40 minutes and I was like :D  but then we hung up and I was still like :)  but then I got all :I  so yeah. I don’t even know what the fuck I’m talking about anymore. Oh but hey happy new year, dudes. I think I might abandon ship to join another because this one sucks and is being neglected and too many people have become familiar with this. I miss the anonymity of having a not-so-well-known Tumblog. But uh, back to the girlfriend post…

She’s awesome. I love her terribly and don’t know what I’d do without her. I don’t treat her as great as I should and I’m a dickhole that sucks at communicating with other people and functioning normally in society because I’m emotionally retarded but for some reason she still loves me and puts up with my shit. But uh, yeah. Alright mazel tov.