- mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
- me: yeah neither do i
- me: how was ur weekend?
- ap student: i'm in ap classes all my classes are ap i can recite the declaration of independence upside down backwards underwater blindfolded in space because im in ap did you know i'm in ap i also use the ap bathroom
extreme makeover: home edition
- girl: I kinda like horses
- ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE