December 2010
139 posts
I'm watching my mom in the kitchen
Mom: You don't know how to cook.
Me: I can barely make a sandwich.
Mom: I don't know what's going to happen when you get married.
Me: I'll just eat pizza everyday.
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highglosshearts-:
crystal castles - baptism
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“An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar. The first goes up to the...”
– (via fuckyeahmath)
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darkestbeforedawnnn asked: I like putting statements in your ask box.
darkestbeforedawnnn asked: Black Swan looks scary
Damn I’m out of cotton balls
I just needed this, okay
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ugh damn i have drivers training tomorrow
So I’ve been out since noon and I’m feeling a bit tired so I think I’ll go upstairs to my bed and either play Pokemon into the wee hours of the mornin or let my inner old lady out and attempt crocheting again.
Shit happens. Life goes on.
Whenever I see parents arguing or families having “family talks” in movies I just can’t help but think, “Damn. That’s awkward.” because I remember when I was in those situations but now with a broken family I don’t have to deal with that anymore. Oh and I didn’t understand half of what they were saying anyways since they were speaking in their native...
“My black show is next.”
– My 10 year old nephew
ilovedyouatyourdarkest:
Possibility by Lykke...
Oh my god that house is on fire
No wait nevermind. Just Christmas lights…
mokristi asked: me + you = pizza date
Learn something you little monkeys. →
“‘She’s ugly, Antoine,’ Raphi said flatly, ‘I’m...”
– How I Became Stupid, Martin Page