January 2010
119 posts
On a lighter note
My dog ran away and came back with a pancake. WTF right?
Oh and I saw some dude riding a horse down Main Street. Then he started talking on his cell phone. It’s illegal in California to use your phone while driving. Way to beat the system dude.
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck you whore.”
– (500) Days Of Summer
December 2009
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hey lezlie, what are your plans for New Years tomorrow?
sleep in. waste my life on the internet. go get another haircut because my hair is weird. stay up late for the new year. go to sleep at 3 a.m.
Ask me anything
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what’s a tumblr for?
not really sure. you post shit on there like cool artistic pictures or pictures of beautiful people and whatnot. and quotes. and talk about your shitty or wonderful love lives and about what you did that day. and you post screen shots and captions of movies and pokemon and make fun of twilight and worship harry potter and other shit. and waste 3 hours...
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Ask me anything http://formspring.me/eltee
IT’S QUITE FANTASTIC TO BE SARCASTIC.
Oh, FMy dear L.
woahitsjellie:
5 Minutes ago, I put two poptarts in the toaster and I went back on Tumblr. Remembering about the poptarts, I went to go check if they POP’d yet.
I forgot to plug in the toaster.
FAIL
STUPID FINGERS WHY DO YOU TYPE STUPID THINGS
What did I tell you?!
So I just said the stupidest thing ever. Stupid me. Oh and I ate Taco Bell for lunch and now I never want to eat Taco Bell again.
I’ve been lurking Tumblr for a couple of hours. Creep.
I want to hug you for like 5 minutes straight.
how is that supposed to help?!
Aunt: My wrist hurts....
Miko: okay, l get you a cookie.
Aunt=me
“Oh my gosh it’s a wagon! I’ve always wanted a wagon!”
– Miko, nephew
Me: *playing Crystal Castles on radio*
Nephew: Can you change it? This is weird!
Ma: So I'm not the only one.
Me: hahaha
Hehe
Dog: *jumping*
Ma: Stay inside. If you destroy anything, I'll chew you.
Dog: *jumping*
Yeap.
Today was extremely boring. Well, mostly. I went on Tumblr, Myspace, and Facebook and crocheted. Yeah. Okay well I dunno what to write, I’m pretty tired.
Good night/morning
-el-tee.
Moodswings
Feeling bitter. Towards you. Not sure why. Damn.
FOOD
It’s 1:42. I think I’ll go eat breakfast now.
I'm an excessive hoarder.
I keep pretty much everything. And every card given to me. If you wrote “Merry Christmas” on a napkin, I would keep that too. Even if you just wrote “Hi.” I’d keep it. And that, folks, is why I have so much crap in my room.
-el-tee.
“He is disturbing me.”
– Dan, nephew
I don’t understand how this whole “liking someone” thing works. Why do we like people? Why do we like the people we like? Why them? Shit. I think too much.
-el-tee.
Merry Chrismakwanzicah.
-el-tee.
wth
I was in the middle of wrapping a present. Then I stopped to go on tumblr. Weird.
Oh don’t get me wrong though, I love my family members. Each and every one of them. Even the distant relatives that I give awkward hugs to. And the nephews that care more about computer games than me. I love ‘em all. God puts people in uncomfortable situations for a reason; that’s how people grow.
-el-tee.
Nobody’s online because they’re having fun and spending quality time with their nice, wholesome families. My family is broken and awkward. When and if I marry, I am going to make it work; I don’t want our loved ones to suffer through the awkwardness of divorce and the sad and bitter feelings that come with it.
-el-tee.
Note to self
The next time you hug someone you like, don’t speak. EVER.
Damn, if I had a time machine I would go back and slap myself. I mean, it’s not like I said anything stupid (I hope), but it ruined the moment (now that I think of it). This always happens. Word vomit. I make things awkward. And also, why the hell do I pat people in the back when I hug? Stupid. Stupid. Me.
End of rant.
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Oh. Ouch.
I know you’re joking, I think/hope, but seeing that hurt.
Eff you Serotonin. Stop making me feel weird.
And it's a...
Imagine how freaked out the first cavemen were when they witnessed a cavewoman giving birth.
7th graders are dirty minded.
Ok I think I’m done being immature.
