January 2012
19 posts
“Books are not made to be believed, but to be subjected to inquiry. When we...”
– Umberto Eco, The Name of the Rose (via doubledaybooks)
“Worry is a misuse of the imagination.”
– Dan Zadra (via variousandsundrythings)
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
1 tag
I got a onesie for Christmas and I am not ashamed...
and now i will put it on.
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I’m so bored I think my head might actually implode
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December 2011
20 posts
preternaturall:
“We Are Your Friends” by...
mokristi:
it’s so ridiculous how everybody suddenly turns into a fuckin philosopher on the internet, like really bitch since when did you start thinking cause i know you dont do that shit regularly irl
yeah i see you i see you
:D
My shit hair looks goood today for shit hair.
November 2011
49 posts
