Tomate Salade: Archive

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ah crap i need to feed the cat

Feb 9th

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I don't know if I can't sleep or won't sleep

Feb 6th

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B34

supposed to watch some informational videos for my intro to library research class (taken only so i could fulfill the workshop assignment and get 20 extra credit points) but the video has some creepy woman voice and started talking about the Columbine shooting and how the fuck that is to tie in with information cycles, i have no clue because it freaked me out and i didn’t want to die at 2 in...

Feb 6th

Feb 4th

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Feb 3rd

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Jan 30th

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dmtdude asked: Dude! i miss your awesomeness

Jan 30th

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You thought you had a bad date?

tracydeeee: helldate: One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and my butthole broke two of his fingers. ok i don’t feel so bad anymore.

Jan 30th

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Jan 28th

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“Books are not made to be believed, but to be subjected to inquiry. When we...”

– Umberto Eco, The Name of the Rose (via doubledaybooks)

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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“Worry is a misuse of the imagination.”

– Dan Zadra (via variousandsundrythings)

Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 12th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 7th

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Jan 6th

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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
 the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.

Jan 5th

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I got a onesie for Christmas and I am not ashamed...

and now i will put it on.

Jan 3rd

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I’m so bored I think my head might actually implode

Jan 3rd

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Jan 2nd

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Jan 1st

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Dec 30th

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preternaturall: “We Are Your Friends” by...

Dec 27th

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mokristi: it’s so ridiculous how everybody suddenly turns into a fuckin philosopher on the internet, like really bitch since when did you start thinking cause i know you dont do that shit regularly irl yeah i see you i see you

Dec 27th